mumble mumble...

so like, uh, the dorky wannabe-nurse decided to take up smoking.

is great, yes?

i can honestly say that when she walks by it takes my breath away, literally.

it makes me gag.

it even left an icky taste in my mouth!

is weird, yes?

had to gargle with vinegar.

maybe that's weirdererer?

at least it gives me the opportunity to call her names.

:D

i was thinking of making her one of those nifty sash things like they use in pageants, that says "miss nasty ashtray 2005".

they do teach that smoking is bad for you in nursing school, right?

or maybe that's one of those things that should be common sense?

always get those confused.

silly me!

or better yet, silly her.

seriously, it's not my fault she's a moron.

though maybe it is my fault i have such a delicate nose?

~*~

sooo, i'm watching this anime, right?

and like they (according to the anime) have ¥100 shops in japan.

isn't that just the niftiest thing?

wonder if you can get anime or manga for a ¥100?

hmmmm

i bet it would probably suck.

~*~

you know what my least favorite part of winter is?

ice.

while i don't hate ice, i do believe that it has it's place.

which just so happens to be in a glass of water, somewhere in the vicinity of summer time, but that's just me. :P

~*~

yesterday was fun... after the power came back on.

i slept in late that morning, didn't get up till 5:30.

of course it was still dark, not like i care.

i had only been awake for about 30 minutes or so, and was just about to check my spam email, when everything (electrical) got weird and just faded out. they all came back on a few minutes later, but it wasn't to be. a few minutes after that the power went away... never to return. or so it seemed.

there's not really a lot you can do when the power goes out, and it's dark.

unlike the female parental unit, i don't like to waste candles or batteries for flashlights just to read. especially when the sun will be up in a hour or so.

again, that's just me.

~*~

i really shouldn't have to be the one to suggest calling the power company to report an outage, but i was.

she's like, "but it just happened!"

and?

having to bite my tongue is getting to be a rather annoying habit.

it's not like it has never happened before. in fact it happens every year. i can remember once a few years ago, we were without power for nearly two weeks. that was fun...

it would be nice if she could remember such things.

~*~

here's a nifty list of fun things you can do while enduring an ice-induced power outage:

• sit in the dark
• freeze
• make little sniffling noises
• think about what you'd rather be doing
• stumble over things while trying to find a flashlight and/or candle

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here's a nifty list of fun things you can't do while enduring an ice-induced power outage:

• play on the computer
• cook
• flush the toilet (more than once)
• take a bath and/or shower
• wash your hands
• bask in the glow of artificial lighting

while i'm sure that there are people that thoroughly enjoy activities from both of the aforementioned lists, i tend to enjoy the things you can do while actually having electricity.

terrible, aren't i?

~*~

and then?

and then?!?

i think i'll go write some more fanfiction

be good lil' blog!

:)