ever had one of those mornings...

have you ever heard that expression "my eyes! my eyes!" after someone has witnessed something completely horrible and/or disgusting?

while i didn't scream it out loud, i was definitely thinking it as hard as i could.

why?

the evil blob, also known as the male parental unit, was traipsing around in his underwear this morning.

"the true meaning of hell" is another saying that would also be quite suitable.

while i may not be a "tiny tot", i'm still sort of impressionable... or something... maybe...

either way, it was really mean!

nobody should be subjected to such vile and disturbing sights as that!

it's unacceptable!

unforgivable!

-sniff-

poor eyeballs.

:(

~*~

soooo, the youngest of the female sibling units called a little while ago.

apparently she's still a moron.

she drove past a bazillion gas stations on her way home last night, but didn't bother to stop at any of them.

but this morning, she ran out of gas, AT A GAS STATION.

that's not the best part though.

she pulled up on the wrong side of the gas pump, and now her car won't start.

so what does she do?

she calls here, the female parental unit answered the phone, but instead of asking HER for help, she asks for me?

why?

wth am i going to do, WALK down there and tell her what a moron she is?

of course not, i'm not that nice (to her, at least :P).

i did however mention that since it's a gas station and she probably wasn't the first person to run out of gas, that maybe, just maybe, they had a gas can for such emergencies?

moron.

of course, that brought back memories of all the wonderful things she received when she first got her driver's license:

• first aid kit
• road side emergency kit, which included a small, but very portable GAS CAN.

you know, things that she might need at some point. things that, at this very moment, are not even remotely in the vicinity of her car.

moron.

~*~

it's been raining non-stop for the past 48 hours or so, not that that's a bad thing really...

some time in the middle of the night i went outside and stood on the porch, just listening. kind of fun, i guess. couldn't actually see much - as it was so overcast, but it did smell really nice. even though i live in the middle of nowhere, and surrounded by all this nature-type stuff, it still smells really different when it rains. cleaner i suppose.

~*~

somebody bought some really weird soap for the bathing room place.

it's really, really weird!

it smells like pears.

every time i use it... i keep wanting to take a big bite.

better the soap than my finger sticks i guess...

~*~

wasn't that just the mostest fun?!?

can you tell i wrote those at different times and then squished them into one bloggie?

~*~

oh well!

thus ends another episode of "this is my boring life".

have a great day lil' blog!

well, uh...

i've come to the conclusion that watching too much magical girl anime can be detrimental to your mental well-being, or something...







and yes, i was bored.

~*~

lil' blog...
whatever you do, don't eat there

;)

how odd

sooo, when they mail all that extra packaging material back, who has to pay the postage?

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i've never been "in" a costco. they won't even let you through the door if you don't have a card.

losers!

at least sam's will let you look around to see what is actually in the store.

~*~

here's something remotely interesting, maybe.

the female parental unit likes to go to the local dollar store.

at first, i thought it was kind of weird, actually i still do.

i'd say that 75% of the things available at the dollar store are name brand products. it's just that most of them had their packaging damaged in some way. perhaps a silly employee got a little happy with a box opener and marred the contents within?

it's never anything too weird, i guess, but it always made me wonder how much it actually cost to produce the things they sell.

recently, the female parental unit has started purchasing dvds at the dollar store.

not that i blame her really, it is cheaper than renting them.

they're "new", just packaged a little different. that and most of them are either old movies or never sold that well to begin with, but still...

they are making and selling dvds for a dollar.

i always figured it was the content people were paying for, not the technology.

which just goes to prove how much money the movie industry really makes.

great, isn't it?

~*~

happy indian land theft day lil' blog!
let's go scalp some human critters!

:D

my drawing... or something

let me know if you've heard this one before...

woohoo!

it's indian land theft day!

let's celebrate by slaughtering thousands of birds!

~*~

i wonder how many of you get to spend today with people that you wish didn't exist?

i suppose a lot of holidays are like that.

~*~

you like salad dressing?

do you like it a lot?

you know how some salad dressing bottles have this second lid-type thing with a small hole in it?

it's so you can squeeze out just the right amount.

rather nifty, if i do say so myself.

unless of course, you squeeze the bottle and the second lid-type thing with a small hole in it pops off the bottle and half of the contents of said bottle follow it onto your plate.

i don't really like salad dressing that much.

~*~

speaking of bottles...

guess what i did?

i've got this plastic salsa bottle, right?

it's a pretty nifty bottle, as far as plastic salsa bottles go.

i cleaned it up, washed it and washed it, but i just can't get the spicy smell out of it.

soooo, i took a big handful of animal crackers and put them in the bottle.

why?

i don't know.

i'm wondering if maybe the little crackers will end up with a different flavor, or just smell funny in a few weeks.

i wonder if i washed the bottle with vinegar or something, if it would help?

of course, i could just put more salsa in it. :P

~*~

have you ever actually paid attention to how much disposable packaging there is these days?

sometimes there's more packaging than there is product.

whoever came up with the idea for individually packaging products, of any kind, has probably earned themselves a place in the tenth level of hell for too too stupid and exceptionally evil, forest-destroying, plastic-making, garbage-creating monkey brains!

~*~

so i've got this box of cereal bars, right?

the lid won't open, it's glued down rather well, and i nearly break my poor little fingers off trying to pry it open.

but wait!

what's this?

one flip of my finger and the side falls open?

would that be considered a design flaw, or was it intentional?

that's what i want to know.

~*~

did you notice how most of this bloGGie has been about food?

that's my holiday gift to all of you!

hope you enjoyed it!

~*~

it's supposed to snow here today, or something.

certainly cold enough.

have i ever mentioned how much i despise cold weather?

bah humbug

~*~

well, this one's a little short, but whatever.

i usually blog when i'm bored, or pissed off, or both...

good combination, yes?

~*~


hmmmm

i think i'll go draw something.

be good while i'm gone lil' blog!

:)

well...

most of it's gone.

a few of them are still around, as i started keeping backups once bl0gger decided to delete every other post when i published them.

though, the scary thing is, since it's owned by g00gle, i know they weren't actually lost or deleted. i guess i put something in there that they didn't like, so they "vanished" courtesy of the bl0gger police.

mean old bl0gger!

~*~

don't worry, i'm not gonna stop blogging or anything like that.

i had a tendency to re-read some of the things i wrote, and it was somewhat depressing.

~*~

not that any of my posts ever got any attention, mind you, but i thought i'd start over, and hope for something better to blog about this time around.

~*~

when i was re-doing my profile i noticed that they have comment moderating now, so you can edit and/or delete comments before they're ever published to your blog. with that nifty new feature available, i might actually let non-registered critters leave comments.

maybe.

;)

~*~

just to be different, i thought i'd try bl0gger's very own spell checker...

the word "blog" isn't in there.

~*~

have a good day lil' blog!

boo!

in case any one actually cares...

i deleted the content of my poor lil' blog from the previous year or so.

lah!

it reminded me entirely too much of how much fun i didn't have, so...

adios bad memories!

maybe i can have some good ones in the near future?

~*~

wish me luck lil' blog!

what to do, what to do....

:P