merry hell-o-ween!

according to the eGGie calendar, this is national torment christians day.

isn't that great?

so be sure to tell everyone you meet today that they're going to hell... in a hand basket: lined with good intentions, lies, arrogance, hypocrisy, and a partridge in a pear tree.

then kick them in the head.

better safe than sorry.

;)

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i've been trying to write a new post for the past, uh, several months i guess, and i always seem to draw a blank. which is rather easy, really, as drawing a blank doesn't require much effort.

whatever.

such is the price for being eGGceptionally boring.

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just out of curiosity, how many people do you think will be poisoned, maimed, killed, etc, etc this halloween?

how many super-stupid heads do you think will attempt to summon the devil or one of her onions minions?

(those kinds of things rarely work, simply because demons have enough sense not to associate with silly human critters. though if you really want to do something like that, be sure to offer them pocky. if it's good enough for the almighty froGGie, then they really can't complain.)

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any way, be sure to eat chocolate till you puke, okay?

be good lil' blog!